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How To Start Your Very Own Blog In Fifty-One Easy Steps! · 22.2.05

Zgodno, pogotovo za protumicrosoftski orijentirane pojedince:

2. Register a catchy yet philosophically deep name for your new blog: "lifesucks"; "All Things Me"; "Lifehacker"; "Playing With Matches"; "The Internet Slacker", "I Stalk David Hasselhoff".

3. Consider one of the many pre-made website templates offered by the blogging service, or one created by you.

4. Turn your nose up in disgust at the thought of using a pre-made template for your blog.

5. Spend the next seventeen hours creating a functioning website from scratch. If using Microsoft FrontPageTM, relocate all children and elders to a safe area out of your "profanity zone".

6. Complete your self-made blog template by clicking on the "Publish Website" command in Microsoft FrontPageTM.

7. Watch in shock as the aforementioned seventeen hours of hard work gets permanently deleted off your hard drive by Microsoft FrontPageTM.

Usput, zašto spominju Lifehacker? Ja volim Lifehacker.

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25. Reload your blog incessantly every two minutes to see if anyone has made a comment.

I solved this in a much more elegant manner... Shall I tell my secret? Of course not. :P
What? Automatic e-mail notification every time a comment is posted?
No, my solution is near-real-time. Hihi...



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