I vidje Bog da je iPod dobar.
And of course Jesus gets his iPods wholesale, given how he and Steve Jobs go way back, back to the time when Jobs was a scruffy twentysomething geek ever praying for revelation and God finally gave Jesus the green light to inspire the first Mac.
But here's the interesting thing. You might think Jesus would be all about the cheeseball holy music. All about only caring for tunes that praise him and him alone and no one else but him because hey, the only music that's truly acceptable is music that celebrates God, right?
Wrong. Just look. See? There's Jesus, rolling his eyes.
See, Jesus knows true worship, true spirit, has nothing to do with giving away your sense of self to some angry bearded deity who will just as easily love you as smack you down and condemn you to hellfire for all eternity with no access to chocolate or HBO or old AC/DC records.
Jesus knows this Big Obvious Secret: All music celebrates God, because God is merely another word for life and life is merely another word for "hot divine energy force" and "hot divine energy force" is merely another word for, well, "Steven Tyler." So there you go.
Jesus does indeed do musicals. Jesus is all over the "Hair" soundtrack, for one (he blasts "Good Morning Starshine" whenever he makes waffles on Sunday mornings). "Les Miz" stirs his holy revolutionary heart. "Jesus Christ Superstar" makes him a little giddy, despite how he secretly thinks Andrew Lloyd Webber is best left to the slavering minions of the underworld, right along with, you know, Mariah Carey. And Toby Keith. Celine Dion. And absolutely, positively Shania Twain. Hell, even Jesus has limits.
Got a tune you truly believe is on Jesus' iPod? Send me your song suggestions and a brief reason why you think it's on Jesus' iPod, and if I receive sufficient replies I might just run it in a follow-up column. Send suggestions to email@example.com no later than May 3, or by the Second Coming, whichever comes first.
P.S. Ja imam Creative MuVo.
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Johan Von Kaufland
Sin njemačkog tvorničara i svrgnute bavarske princeze. Otkrio ljubav prema Hrvatskoj nakon što ga je tata poslao na Balkan da broji novčeke u obiteljskom dućanu (mali obrt). Prvi na listi poželjnih neženja okruga Leiptzig. Omiljeni koktel: Vesela pipničarka.
Rođen na Brabonjku. Djed po ocu partizan, vojni zapovjednik otoka i narodni heroj NOB-a. Djed po majici predsjednik crkenog odbora. Baka po ocu domaćica. Baka po majici također. Pobjegao na brod na 14. rođendan , zaredio se na 19., tata (precednik kotarske organizacije SKJ Brabonjak) ga se odrekao na 21. Piše memorare i otvorena pisma ocu u svim novinama koje to žele objaviti (Brabonjak u srcu - Općinski godišnjak)"
A mislili ste da ćete se dugo skrivati?
Znanstveno istraživanje je pokazalo da, ako dovoljan broj ljudi (par milijuna valjda) skoči 20.7.2006. u 12:39:13 sati (GMT +1), postoje šanse da se
- zaustavi globalno zagrijavanje
- produži trajanje sunčanih sati u danu
- stvori homogenija klima.
Budući da je stranica u flashu, ne mogu je citirati, pa svakako pročitajte ostatak na originalnom sajtu.
Sve što se od nas očekuje jest sljedeće:
Find a hard surface (e.g. concrete, tarmac, etc.) and all you need is to jump at the exact given local jump time.Thank you for making the world a better place!
Clusty je novi, pametni pretraživač koji rezultate grupira po clusterima (grozdovima) prema temi, izvoru i URL-u.
Npr. pojam "cream" klasterizira se u
⇨Ice Cream (111)
⇨Eric, Clapton (12)
⇨CD, Amazon (14)
⇨Natural Progesterone Cream (9)
⇨Wrinkle cream (9)
⇨Gift, Chocolates (6)
što je prilično korisno npr. ako želimo pretraživati linkove o kremama protiv bora, a da nas ne ometaju linkovi na nekadašnji Claptonov band.
No, ne lezi, vraže... neengleski jezici ga malo zbunjuju.Cluster by topics
za urlanje je sljedeći:
⇨Dojke, Nisko profilne sunke (16)
⇨URLAM, Program (6)
⇨Samo, Kao (6)
⇨Vika I Urlanje (2)
⇨Forum B92 (3)
Izaberi papu prema 11 ponuđenih kriterija. Moji rezultati su, redom: Danneels, Dias, Arinze, Rodríguez Maraduaga, Schönborn.
Osobno mislim da bi Dias bio dobar izbor.
Današnji Sunday Times javlja
da je Ratzinger kraće vrijeme bio pripadnik Hitlerjugenda. Hoće li to biti presudno?
Alex Ross je opet ulovio pravi link: site posvećen pokojnom skladatelju Alfredu Schnittkeu. Definitvno najluđi guestbook kojeg sam vidjela. Evo mog izbora iz knjige žalbi:
quello che ha fatto sto sito è un idiota
I am hate the person he wroted that web site here.
you're ugly face is angring me schnitky. if ever meet you i will compose a .38 to you face immedietly.
What is this fucking site ????? How do you dare to treat Schnittke like this ?? he is one of the best composers of all time !
Go in hell stupid american people !
A dessert's not a dessert without Schnittke.
This site is deeply stupid, unimaginative, retarded and pointless. Everything that Schnittke and his music is not. Seid nuchtern und wachet!
We can ALL agree that Alfred Schnittke was one of the most talented transexual crossdressing pedophiles that ever composed a..... some music.
You may have heard some British people talking in movies. The men are the posh baddies who often drink to much; the women are the posh ladies who live on their own and have too much money. You may not think so, but your Americans have got 100% right! We are like that!
O javnom prijevozu:
Most bus drivers are specially recruited from India. These dusky chaps are very diligent, and are proud of their traditional calling. On entry to Britain, new drivers are christened "Pakkee" (the Hindu word for "doughty driver"); help them to feel at home by using their name as much as possible in conversation.
People who don't live in London are called "provincials", and are not allowed to meet the Queen or get married. Their suicide rate is high.
Još o zemljopisu, za one koje žele znati više:
Britain is surrounded by water on all sides, so it's an island. There are other islands, as the map shows, but they have funny names, and the people who live in these islands are difficult to get to know.
Of course, we get nearly all of our music from America. We find that your songs, like "Throw Out Your Gold Teeth And See How They Roll" by Mr Steely Dan, "Hotel California" by the Eagles Orchestra, and "Smack Yo' Nigga Bitch" by DJ Ice T, help us to understand the culture of the United States.
Such songs are frequently played in folk clubs, and the gentlemen who play their guitars in these places are only too happy to sing them on request. It will help you to feel "at home" if you ask for them.We have a small music industry of our own, too.
Amerikancima je dostupno instant-olakšanje: za 24.95 dolara možete bilo kojem govnu od čovjeka anonimno poslati pravo govno.
The Original Fecalgram™ is a 100% natural, freshly squeezed, human made turd that is sealed in a high quality box which we then decorate to make it look like an expensive gift. We then ship it, along with any message you provide, to anyone in America completely anonymously.