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Anal-eze This · 6.6.05

Najveći literarni užici na Amazonu ne nalaze se samo u knjigama koje tamo povremeno naručujem: waxy je otkrio najluđeg recenzenta među ludima, rečenog Smitha T Aamesa. Gle divne li kritike stanovitog analnog lubrikanta:
Seka Anal-Eze Offered by A Touch of Romance
Price: $6.97

Anal Eze is fantastic! First of all, it is strawberry flavored. I was concerned that my anal lube would not be flavored and therefore I would not get to enjoy the taste of artificially flavored lube tinged with fecal matter.

The second selling point of Anal Eze is that no batteries are required. This is excellent, since lubricants that require batteries tend to be painful on the sensitive genital regions. Electricity doesn't mix well with nuts.

Finally, I love that Anal Eze has a desensitizing agent. It makes it possible for me to use Anal Eze in my torture dungeon without my victims complaining too much. It also helps to numb my tongue so the chunks in the fecal-lube mixture are not so objectionable.


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# 22:26 - 8 comments - Post a Comment

O bože .. odjednom ove jagode koje jedem gledam sasvim drugaćijim očima :D
ohoho, pod uticajem bloghaera i ja počinjem sa mešanjem č i ć ... moraću da se preselim ovde ... još jedna tema za razmišljanje nakon ispita :D
Ja moram da primetim da je odnos cene i usluga koje pruža (o kavlitetu na žalost ne mogu da sudim)više nego povoljan :)
Domaćice, ako se odseliš sa bloghaera, zaboravi na +30 komentara...
ah možda to bude idealan početak odvikavanja od bloga? :D
I ja gledam drukčijim očima Milku s okusom jogurta i jagode :D:D
Jest da komentara ima manje, ali eto i ovdje je lijepo, zar ne Melita?
Naravno, seesaw. Blogger mi daje neki osjećaj nezavisnosti.

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